Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Ar** For England

The charachter of Billy stands arms wide open in front of a walln of red cross English flags

Presented by The Holden Street Theatres Edinburgh Fringe Award in association with Joshua Beaumont, Matthew Emeny and Roxy Dog

Feb 18 - March 23

The Studio

Origin: UK Australian Premiere

FRINGE FEED - What the public are saying

“Brilliant, funny, heartwarming and entertaining!”

“Excellent play!”

“Amazing play and actor”

“Such a powerful performance with a strong and sensitive message.”

“Brilliant story was captivated from start to finish 10/10”

“The story of friendship and two best mates during this very turbulent time”

“Mind Blowing”

“Standing Ovation”

“Totally Wonderful in all ways. Full of energy and total commitment. A Must See!!”

“A beautiful story about friendship”

Genre: Theatre

WINNER: HOLDEN STREET THEATRES’ EDINBURGH FRINGE AWARD 2024

It's the EURO 2020 Final at Wembley and Billy's gone viral for sticking a flare up his Ar**! Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Ar** For England is a blisteringly funny new play about football, flares and mateship that comes to Adelaide after a sell-out, five-star Edinburgh run. Billy and his best pal Adam are die-hard football fans. It's their escape, their religion and their life. But when they encounter a new group of mates, they take their support one step further. "

Image Credit: Alex Hill as Billy photograph by Rah Petherbridge

ADELAIDE FRINGE 2025 REVIEWS

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Sports, comedy and theatre fans should all find something to marvel at in UK writer and performer Alex’s Hill’s exuberant, hilarious and soul-searching exploration of football fanaticism and friendship." - Patrick McDonald - The Advertiser 

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ( and a Rocket) “Crisply directed by Sean Turner, Alex Hill’s engaging, upbeat portrayal of a London lad is inflected with pathos and unease from the outset.” Murray Bramwell - InReview (inDaily)

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “ The play is funny but also at times, very sombre… Alex Hill’s performance is emotional and he puts the Energiser Bunny to shame with his wild crazy energetic performance. It deserves an acclaimed run in Adelaide.” - Geoff Jenke - HiFi Way

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️”Don’t let the title of this show put you off – this is theatre at its best. It will make you laugh, make you think, and at times it will make you frustrated, but then it will touch your heart and make you want to find all your friends and give them the warmest hug possible.“ - Ben Stafanoff - Glam Adelaide

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Hill does exuberance magnificently. The tribal rituals are seductive and fun… until they are not.“ David Grybowski - The Barefoot Review

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️”Alex Hill manages a rising inflection of theatrical energy right to a crisis, pulling the audience all the way with him.“ - Tim Lloyd

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Alex Hill as Billy is excellent, he gives us a convincing demonstration of sheer bloody-mindedness, thankfully tempered with amusing moments of self-awareness. The Director of the piece, Sean Turner sets a galloping pace all the way, drawing out a very impressive performance.” David Jobling - Fifty Plus SA

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Alex Hills’ comic timing is on full display and every part of his performance is deliberate and well executed… kicks goals on pathos, relevance, comedy and entertainment - Catherine Tune - The Clothesline

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “ A high-energy football romp, which explores patriotism, mateship, and the need to belong. This production deserves a large audience” - Kerry Cooper - Stage Whispers

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Alex is an amazing talent. He holds your attention for over 75 minutes, leaving the audience feeling nearly as exhausted as Alex. 5 out of 5 stars from me. - Kenneth Stephens - On The House Reviews

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Hill does exuberance magnificently. The tribal rituals are seductive and fun… until they are not.“ David Grybowski - The Barefoot Review

“Alex Hill – by turns gutsy and charming – connects all ages in laughter.” - Paul Bard - Australian Arts Review

Duration: 60min

Tue 18 Feb - Thu 20 Feb: 7:30pm

Sat 22 Feb: 7:30pm

Sun 23 Feb: 4:30pm, 7:30pm

Tue 25 Feb - Fri 28 Feb: 7:30pm

Sat 01 Mar - Sun 02 Mar: 2:00pm, 7:30pm

Tue 04 Mar - Fri 07 Mar: 6:00pm

Sat 08 Mar - Sun 09 Mar: 2:00pm, 6:00pm

Tue 11 Mar - Fri 14 Mar: 6:00pm

Sat 15 Mar: 2:00pm, 6:00pm

Sun 16 Mar: 4:30pm

Tue 18 Mar - Fri 21 Mar: 6:00pm

Sat 22 Mar: 2:00pm, 6:00pm

Sun 23 Mar: 6:00pm

School performances available

Full price: $25.00 to $35.00    

Concession: $28.50

Midweek Treat: $30.00  

BankSA Cardholder: $21.38 to $26.25  

Schools Program: $15.00

Companion Card: $0.00

Fees and Charges apply

Content Rating: M15+

Target Audience: High School (15-17) | 18+

Coarse Language : Frequent, Strong

Depicts Violence : Occasional, Strong

Nudity Level : Occasional, Mild

Sexual References : Occasional, Mild

Other Warnings: Smoke Effects, Strobe Lighting, Drug Use, Loud Noises, Mental Health, Suicide/Non-Suicidal Self-Injury

High Audio Content

The Studio at Holden Street Theatres

Holden Street Theatres, 32-34 Holden Street, Hindmarsh, Kaurna Country

Step-free mobility aid access through the main entrance with an accessible bathroom.

Detailed venue info and space accessibility

 

Meet the Team

  • Alex Hill

    Alex Hill

    WRITER & PERFOMER

    Alex Hill trained as an actor at the Arts Educational Schools, graduating in 2022. Since then, he has written a short film for ArtsEd and set up RoxyDog Productions. His first play Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England has had sell-out productions in London, at the Edinburgh Fringe, on tour across the UK and won the Holden Street Theatre Award and will transfer to Australia in 2025.

  • Sean Turner

    Sean Turner

    DIRECTOR

    Sean Turner was the Artistic Director and Chief Executive of Trinity Theatre in Tunbridge Wells from 2021-2023.  He trained at ALRA, East 15 School of Acting and in devising with Complicité.  He is responsible for unearthing the script of Arthur Miller’s first play, No Villain, which he directed at the Old Red Lion, later transferring to Trafalgar Studios 2. Sean is Associate Director on the West End and UK Touring productions of The Play That Goes Wrong, and directed the Australian, Russian, South Korean and Spanish replica productions.

  • Joshua Beaumont

    PRODUCER

    Managing Director of The Production Garden Ltd a commercial theatre production company. Current productions include: the first major non-replica revival of the Tony and Olivier Award winning Comedy ART by Yasmina Reza translated by Christopher Hampton, the North American premiere of the Olivier Award Winning Pride and Prejudice* (*Sort Of) by Isobel McArthur in Toronto, Awake My Soul: The Mumford and Sons Story (UK Tour) Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England by Alex Hill (Southwark Playhouse, Edinburgh and Award Winning transfer to Australia), A Shoddy Detective and the Art of Deception (UK Tour) A Shoddy Christmas Carol (Lichfield Garrick Theatre) Simon Reade's Global Hit Production of Michael Morpurgo's Private Peaceful (UK Tour) and Co-Producer on the 30th Anniversary UK Tour of Sebastian Faulk's Birdsong, The Croft by Ali Miles (UK Tour) and Torben Betts acclaimed thriller sequel Murder at Midnight (UK Tour).

  • George Cort

    TECHNICIAN

  • Holden Street Theatres

    PRODUCER

REVIEWS

EDINBURGH FRINGE 2024

★★★★★ "Alex Hill is Outstanding... Funny Charming and surprisingly heartfelt all at once" Spy In the Stalls

★★★★★ "The writing is splendid... A gem of a play" Broadway Baby

★★★★★ "Boozy, ballsy, brilliantly executed Entertainment Now

★★★★★ ‘As beautiful as it is thought-provoking.’ Corr Blimey

★★★★★ West End BF

★★★★ The Scotsman